Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill out for a thrill
Both smoked some water-water,
Jack sat down and shot some brown
And Jill looked for an author.

Up Jack got, shot scottie scott,
‘Til he ran out of paper,
He fell dead, OD’ed it’s said,
While on a speedball caper.

Jill lived in a life so grim,
Because of Jacks disaster,
‘Til mother’s, dex, and tex-mex,
Sped Jill to the hereafter.

 

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Author: Peter

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8 thoughts on “Jack and Jill”

  1. Bloody hell, Peter, you get around a bit!! 🙂

    The only bit of that I’m vaguely familiar with is TCP – and even then I’m one letter out. Just as well, probably. I’ve led a sheltered life.

  2. Wouldn’t it be good if Superman had to gargle with TCP to activate his powers? I’d watch any film featuring Superman gargling. Definitely.

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