Hasn’t anybody told One?
The last I heard, wee Alex was defecating defecting, but obviously One either didn’t know or is happy if the wee defector still sings his liege lord’s song. Not sure who’s paying the piper here, whoever the Bonnie Lass of Fyvie may be. But maybe it’s all over for defection when the fat man sings with One.
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Good morning Janus
Interesting photo. I knew, to my regret, that Sleekit Salmond is a fellow Jambo but I never realised that One was one of us as well. That’s a fine colour of tie that HRH is wearing.
I realise, of course, that the ‘Sun’ has photoshopped the image as the wee tub of lard looks nothing like that, waist-wise.
The truth can be seen in this photo of him watching the Ryder Cup sliipping away from Europe – no wonder we are losing. Seeing that sitting by the green supporting you would put anyone off their stroke.
http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Alex+Salmond/Ryder+Cup+Day+Two+Afternoon+Four+Balls/t5_zWDPRAxJ
For your information, Janus:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bonnie_Lass_o%27_Fyvie
I don’t think HRH would wear such a horrible shirt and tie combination.
What a revealing photo, JM. I wouldn’t have recognised Salmond. First glance at those trousers made me think he was one of the home supporters.
Not so much defecting as defective!
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What is a serious worry is that the ‘second incumbent’ owned the same shirt, that was in the 80′s to my knowledge. He got fed up with it and gave it to the boy who threw it out as being a redhead it never suited him!
For JM and Sheona only.
Photo in #1. Are you sure that’s not Andy Cameron?
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Final proof of skulduggerry is that HRH always has a Windsor knot.