My Olympic Pome
We have got tickets to both the Main Olympics and the Paralympics, but I am not sure the events will be as exciting as described in my pome! 
The Original Olympics
The original Olympics
Were very, very rude
For all the chaps who did take part
Did so in the nude.
Can you imagine
If you ever dare
The sight of all those dangly bits
Swinging in the air?
No ladies were allowed there
Not a bosom to be seen
No lovely, wobbling, floppy bits
Now that would be obscene.
Imagine beach volleyball
All played in the nuddy
That would most certainly upset
Your local fuddy-duddy!
Categories: Bad Poetry, Competition
Photo Winner
Congratulations to Christopher for
Chez Liz
Poetry Winner
Congratulations to Bilby for
Sunshine
Mmmm don’t give up the day job!
You know, it would have been a damned sight cheaper to have bought tickets to a good brothel show!
Very funny, FEEG.