Bugger the Olympics, settle down with some beer and popcorn for some real sporting action.
Picture: Daily Telegraph.
Can England keep their number one ranking? Can South Africa knock them off the top spot? Weather permitting – and allowing for the fact that, for whatever reason, the powers that be have decided to make this a three Test series rather than the five tests they should be playing – shake hands, Ladies and Gentlemen, and come out fighting. May the best team win. (And may South Africa come second )