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Je m’appelle Hollande

Francois Hollande is kissed by a supporter in Tulle, France, 21 April 2012

Eet eez ze same as a rosbif with ze name Ireland. But 400 years of ‘istory makes me French, Francois. Not like my old ami Dominique – ‘alf Alsatian, ‘alf Tunisian - un chien. As you see, moi, je préfère ze more ‘ow you say mature ladies. Zut alors!

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  1. sheona
    April 28, 2012 at 10:12 am | #1

    On a French news website yesterday there was a photo of Monsieur Hollande and his partner Valérie. She was the scruffiest looking French lady I have seen. Bit of work to be done if she’s going to be the first lady of France. No sign of Botox, though.

  2. April 28, 2012 at 7:57 pm | #2

    Oh, I thought she was quite a pleasant looking lady, Sheona, and she doesn’t seem to want to be very high profile.

  3. sheona
    April 28, 2012 at 8:54 pm | #3

    Oh yes, Araminta, pleasant looking, but not an example of French chic.

  4. April 28, 2012 at 9:04 pm | #4


    I’m probably judging her by my own deplorable standards.

    I don’t think I’m even close to French chic. :)

  5. Janus
    April 29, 2012 at 7:29 am | #5

    Knew a French chic once…….. :-)

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