And that’s when the fight started – 1

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’
‘No,’ she answered. I then said,
‘Is that your final answer?’
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started…
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Author: zenrules

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13 thoughts on “And that’s when the fight started – 1”

  3. So, the missus says, ‘Does this dress make me look fat?’ So I says, ‘Only if you put it on’ and that’s when the fight started.

  4. A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket
    The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their trolley.
    ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.
    ‘They’re on sale, only £10 for 24 cans he replies.
    ‘Put them back, we can’t afford them’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley..
    ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband.
    ‘It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife. Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of beer and it’s half the price.’

    That’s when the fight started.

    OZ

  6. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our wedding anniversary.
    She said “Somewhere I have not been for a long time.”

    I suggested the kitchen.

    That’s when I got this black eye.

  8. She said “When does the boxing start?”
    I said “10pm.”
    It was 9.59pm. one minute later the fight started.

    you know, it’s quite difficult writing your own jokes. I don’t know how Jonathon Ross manages it

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