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Willie Nelson: Penis Poem

My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout.

Time was, when of its own accord from my pants it would spring,
but now i have a ‘king job to find the bloody thing.

Used to get embarrassed the way it would behave, for every single morning
it stood up when i shaved.

Now as old ages approaches it sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head, and watch me tie my shoes.

:-)

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  1. December 31, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Ah, dear Willie :-)

  2. tocino
    December 31, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Very good Val. :-)

    Just for you:-

  3. oldmovieguy
    December 31, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    Oh dear, this has brought back memories of my honeymoon when MrsOMG first saw me naked in all my glory. She took one look and said “Hmm, looks like a pric* only it’s smaller.

  4. tocino
    December 31, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    How cruel. :-)

  5. oldmovieguy
    December 31, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    Toc
    Cheers mate, I can see you are really broken up by it.

  6. December 31, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    Oh my goodness, I love that Toc, just love it, I’ll have to play again now. Thank you xxxxx

  7. tocino
    December 31, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    The poem is bloody good as well Val. :-)

  8. Four-eyed English Genius
    December 31, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    Just keep taking those little blue tablets :-)

  9. tocino
    December 31, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    Can you recommend a reliable supplier FeEG? :-)

  10. January 14, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    Where there’s a will there’s a way…

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